Blogging is the new truth. Why tell the truth when you can BLOG the truth. A new kind of truth. One that needs no corroboration. Why would someone blog something that is a lie? Don't bloggers uphold the HIGHEST degree of standards? I mean, they don't let just ANYONE on the internet, do they?
Yes, it's true: if Pinocchio were a blogger, his nose never would have grown. In Blogland, there is no such thing as truth or lie, only the blog. And blogging is the new truth.
Historical revisionists take note- blogging is in your future. Want to twist a failed relationship around? Blog it. Feel like rewriting a previous argument? Blog it. Feel like shirking all accountability in your life? Blog it.
It's a cure all.
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Today's blog truth is brought to you by three scoops of orange flavored sorbet.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
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